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> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on
>a
>night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet
>parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived
>and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
> The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the
house.
>They
>don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the
>bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
get
>the
>cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house
>will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her
husband
>will be out soon. "He 's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."
>
> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab." Sorry I took
so
>long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the
bed.
>Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to
>take
>off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
to
>keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ***
>downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
> The cabdriver hit a parked car...
turned on
>a
>night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet
>parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived
>and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
> The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the
house.
>They
>don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the
>bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
get
>the
>cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house
>will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her
husband
>will be out soon. "He 's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."
>
> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab." Sorry I took
so
>long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the
bed.
>Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to
>take
>off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
to
>keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ***
>downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
> The cabdriver hit a parked car...

